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The Clean Air Act required all new cars
to be equipped with catalytic converters

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to combat air pollution.

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The first state to do this was
California, which led Texans to say

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I hate California.

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And, When will that place fall in the
ocean?

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While not everyone was happy about it,
six years later, one particular Texan

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an opportunity to get rich quick.

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Oh man, I'm going to get rich quick.

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I just got my ticket out of here.

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Adios. I'm serious. This thing is full
of tips on how to make a fortune.

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Only cost me a dollar.

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Is one of the tips make a crappy
newsletter and charge idiots a dollar

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No, but not a bad idea.

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Listen to this.

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Raise bees and sell the honey for
profit.

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Do it and I'm living with Meemaw.

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Sell blood or non -vinyl organs.

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Give them your brain. You're not using
it.

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I think that's the only time I've ever
heard you laugh.

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That's the only time you've ever been
funny.

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Ooh, platinum can be extracted from
ordinary roadside gravel.

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No, it can't. Actually, it can.

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Catalytic converters contain platinum.

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Microparticles that platinum are
expelled in the exhaust and are mixed in

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the gravel.

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See? This thing's a goldmine.

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It would be more apt to call it a
platinum mine.

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I laughed at your joke.

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Yesterday I moved mountains.

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I did not to be your hero.

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I am a mighty little man.

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I am a mighty little man.

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She swung and missed.

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Fine.

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Hey, Oaks, you're bald.

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Better?

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Come on.

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You can do this, girl.

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If I pitch, can you catch?

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Rock one.

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You can do it, sweetheart.

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Rock two.

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Rock three. I still think you can do it,
sweetheart.

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Hey, Cooper, you'll get them next time.

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Want to go to Dairy Queen?

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I don't deserve Dairy Queen.

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It's not your fault, honey.

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That other pitcher was almost a grown
man.

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I think I saw him at the bar last night.

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You're just going through a little
slump. It happens to everyone.

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Well, how do I get out of it?

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When I've been at the craps table...
George, you give advice.

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Man, it's been a slump his whole life.

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You just got to get out of your head.
You're thinking too much.

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I promise.

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Thinking too much has never been my
problem. When I'm feeling down, you know

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what I do?

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Pray. It works. In fact, I'm going to
pray for you tonight.

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Everybody prays to God at night.

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Do it now while he's got some free time.

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Hey, what you doing?

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Playing a historically accurate game
called the Oregon Trail.

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That sounds boring.

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Hardly. My wagon broke an axle and my
wife died of dysentery.

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Well, can you pause it for a sec?

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It does seem rude to push onto Oregon
while my daughter Mabel is mourning the

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loss of her mother.

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What can I do for you?

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Remember when we were talking about
platinum and gravel? Do you know how to

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it out?

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It's not a complicated principle.

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I could probably do it with my professor
proton chemistry set.

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Great. And an oven that reaches 2 ,000
degrees.

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Does Irvin do that?

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No. But I read you can build one out of
a garbage can and a leaf blower. Cool.

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Let's mine some platinum.

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No, thank you. I don't care about money.

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But you care about science, right?

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Of course.

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So I offer you the chance to do an
experiment and you'd rather play a video

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game?

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What would Professor Proton think?

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He'd be disappointed.

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So what do you say?

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I say we collect gravel.

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There you go.

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In case you're worried, Mabel and I did
finally make it to Oregon, where I

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remarried and lived to the ripe old age
of 41.

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All right, Cooper, remember what I told
you, okay?

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Knees bent, elbows out, eye on the ball.

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Hang on.

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Hi, God. It's Missy Cooper.

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I know my mom talked to you about me the
other day, and she's like your biggest

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fan.

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So what's going on? What, did you fall
asleep?

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Sorry, I was praying.

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Oh, my apologies.

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Anyway, I could really use your help
getting a hit.

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Amen.

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Okay. Are we good?

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I don't know. We'll find out.

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Okay, remember, elbows up, knees bent.

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I'm coming at you, Cooper.

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Way to go!

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Perfect!

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Thank you, God!

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How about thank you, Coach?

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Thank you, Coach.

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Too late.

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This should be a good spot. It's a high
traffic area, which means plenty of

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exhaust, and therefore plenty of flat.

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Great, let's get traveling.

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You ain't gonna help?

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No.

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How was practice?

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Great. I hit the ball further than
anyone.

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Sounds like a little prayer helped after
all.

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I guess it did.

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You seem surprised.

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Well, God knows everything.

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And I have some pretty evil thoughts.

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Oh, Missy. Ooh, what if I start wearing
a cross so God knows I mean business?

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You could also clean up your thinking.

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Nah.

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It'd be faster if you helped.

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Well, we know that's not happening.

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I know you got your hands full with all
that sad stuff like disease and war and

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hunger and poverty.

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So thanks again for helping me get some
hits at practice.

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Amen.

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Don't forget to ask him to keep our
family safe and healthy.

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I just hung up. Don't make me call him
back.

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Should I be wearing all that?

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I recommend it. Those rocks are filthy.

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I'm good. God made dirt. Dirt don't
hurt.

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Where do we start?

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The first step is to put the gravel in
these colanders and then sift it over

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tray to collect the dust.

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It's like finding money in the streets.

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Why do you care so much about money?

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You saw Back to the Future. When their
dad's rich at the end, his wife is all

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skinny and loves him way more.

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So... Do you want a wife who loves you
because you have money?

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A skinny wife.

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I have something for you.

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You said you wanted a cross.

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And this is the one I used to wear when
I was your age.

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It's so pretty.

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I'm glad you like it.

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It's a nice reminder that wherever you
are, God is always with you.

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And it means a lot to me that you want
to wear it.

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Thanks, Mom.

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I'm going to pray right now.

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God, it's Missy again.

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If you can hear me better, it's because
I'm wearing a cross now.

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He's let me get a lot of hits on
Saturday.

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And if their star pitcher breaks his arm
or gets run over by a truck, I'd

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totally be okay with that.

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Amen.

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Amen.

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Now we have to sift the powder again
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extremely small.

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Sometimes no more than just a few atoms.

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If I was as smart as you, I'd play the
stock market.

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We're going Price is Right.

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I'd rather spend my time focusing on
important things, like figuring out how

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universe works.

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So say you figure out how the universe
works.

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Then what?

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I'm not sure. But in the meantime, I
agree with Richard Feynman.

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I simply enjoy the pleasure of finding
things out.

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I agree with the Beastie Boys.

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You gotta fight for your right to party.

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Well, it's good to have a personal
philosophy.

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What's next?

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We create a chemical flux by combining
borax, sodium carbonate, lead oxide, and

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flour.

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Did you know Sheldon and Georgia are
working on something together?

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It's not.

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And guess what?

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Missy asked me if she could wear a
cross. She's in her bedroom saying

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right now.

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I don't like it. What are you talking
about?

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Our kids are behaving.

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Exactly. Something bad's going to
happen.

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Why can't you just be thankful? Because
that's when life kicks you right in the

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plums, Mary.

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Dad, where's your power drill?

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Why? Our oven doesn't reach 2 ,000
degrees, so we're going to make a

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kiln out of a garbage can.

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And there go the plums.

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Are you two trying to burn down the
house?

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No, we're trying to make platinum out of
gravel.

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You're not building a 2 ,000 degree
oven.

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Fine. Just so you know, I was going to
cut you in.

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Really? You'll fight for your right to
party, but not for your right to make a

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device that'll exceed the melting point
of lead?

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Shut up.

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Sue, why can't you be thankful?

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What's your problem?

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Mom and Dad won't let me build a kiln,
so Georgie and I can't finish our

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experiment. Before you tell me, I don't
care what a kiln is. Okay, but you'll

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never know it's a high -temperature
oven.

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If you're unhappy, just ask God for
help. I don't believe in God.

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Shh. He can hear you.

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He knows if you've been bad or good.

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Like Santa, he can send you to hell.

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I'm not going to ask some magical being
to solve my problems.

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I asked him to help me with my batting,
and he did.

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There's a pottery kiln in art class. We
can use that.

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Georgie, I figured it out!

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Good job, but that does not count as one
of my wishes.

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Why are we being sneaky? I thought you
said we have permission.

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We do. I just don't want anybody knowing
about a platinum.

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Smart. Last week I bragged about having
a nutter butter and some rat stole it

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right out of my lunch bag.

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Well, it sure wasn't me.

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Then I hit it over the right fielder's
head.

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Sounds like you had a good practice.

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I did. Coach said he's going to have me
hit clean up. Missy, will you rub your

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cross on my bat?

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No. Have you been doing that?

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On mine?

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It's working great.

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Please. I'll give you a dollar.

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Fine. What do you think you're doing?

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Sharing God's love. Making some cash.

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Absolutely not.

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How about I give you the dollar?

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Good. love has nothing to do with money.
What about the collection play at a

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church? That is different.

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That's where I found this dollar.

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Okay.

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Bye. So now we just wait for the
concrete dust to dissolve and the lead

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That's exactly right.

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I know. I listen.

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And you understand it? I work in sales.
I don't need to know what I'm talking

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about to make it sound good.

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Don't you think it would make you better
at your job if you understood the

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products you were selling?

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Nah, people don't want to hear facts.

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I do.

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Normal people don't want to hear fat.

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I'm normal.

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Are you?

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No, I'm special.

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Is it supposed to be doing that?

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Something's wrong. Maybe we didn't sift
out all the rubber. I think it's

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burning. Okay, okay, calm down. I'll
handle it.

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I'm having difficulty remaining calm.

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What were you thinking?

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Well... I don't want to hear excuses.

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You could have burned the school down.

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What do you have to say for yourselves?

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I thought you didn't want to hear my
excuses.

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Oh, no, we didn't break into the
classroom. Georgie had permission from

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teacher. That is not important right
now.

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So you think a teacher said it was okay
for a 10 -year -old and an idiot to use

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a 2 ,000 -degree oven unsupervised?

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You fibber!

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You also stole my Nutter Butter.

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mad at me.

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No. You sure? Because that's how you
look when dad had that breakfast beer.

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To be honest, I'm a little concerned
that I've given you the wrong impression

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about how prayer works.

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I get it. I ask God for stuff.

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He gives it to me. It's not wrong as I
am.

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Missy, God does not grant wishes.

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So he gave me good luck?

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It's not luck.

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Luck is chance, and God has a plan.

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Right. And his plan is to give me what I
want when I pray.

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That's why he's so cool. No. I mean, he
is cool.

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But sometimes that might not be his
plan.

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Then what's the point of praying if he's
just going to do what he wants?

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You don't pray to God to get things. You
pray to build a relationship with him.

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This is too complicated.

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I'm just going to keep rubbing this
thing on my back and kicking my butt.

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Okay. That is it. Take it off.

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No, I need it. The game's Saturday.

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There are more important things than
baseball.

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Now hand it over.

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God, cover your ears.

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Damn it.

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Missy Cooper!

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You are not ready for that. You give
that back.

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Oh, you... Get!

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Lord, I really need you right now.

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I have tried so hard to lead my family
to your light.

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But so far, Sheldon doesn't believe in
you.

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Missy thinks you're a magic trick.

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And you're not a teenage girl, so
Georgie doesn't think about you at all.

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I never thought I'd take a cross away
from my own child.

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But what choice did I have?

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She was rubbing it on sporting
equipment.

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I didn't think there was a wrong way to
pray, but leave it to that girl to find

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one.

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Please give me the strength to keep
guiding my family to you.

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I can't do it on my own.

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Amen.

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So how was everybody's day?

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That good, huh?

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How about we just say grace?

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You're going to ask him to bless the
food?

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Interesting. That is enough.

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Oh, come on.

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How can I appreciate all this tension if
I don't know what it's about?

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Mom took my cross away and I have a game
on Saturday.

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Why would you do that?

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She's out of the slump. She was being
sacrilegious. Barry, this is sports.

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something's working, you do not mess
with it. I'm not changing my mind. God

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not a good luck charm.

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Well, how about all the players that
kiss their crosses before they go in the

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batter's box?

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They can take it up with their mommies.

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So she's finally hitting good, and
you're going to let her go with that

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up in her head? Her relationship with
God is more important than getting some

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hits in a baseball game.

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This is perfect. They're mad at each
other to take the heat off us.

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Thank you.

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I had no idea what was going on.

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Mary, give her the cross back.

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When she is ready for it, I will.

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I have a bunch of crosses in my jewelry
box. You can take any one you want.

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I don't want another cross.

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I want my lucky cross.

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And that is exactly why she is not
ready.

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Let's say grace.

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Bless us, Lord, for the food we are
about to receive, and bless the hands

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prepared it. Amen.

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Amen.

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I'm glad we're no longer in trouble for
almost burning the school down.

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Ooh, let's talk about that.

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Georgie? Yeah?

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Are you still interested in getting rich
quick?

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No, I want to do it slow like a chump.

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Oh, never mind.

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Tell me, Sheldon.

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It accru - It occurred to me that a good
way to generate a positive cash flow

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would be to curate popular songs and
make them available in a digital form.

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Possibly on a small device that could
also be used as a phone or even a

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Right. A phone camera music machine.

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Get out of here.

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Hey, miss.

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Come here.

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What? I'm up next.

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No.

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Here.

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Don't tell your mother.

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I think I want to do this on my own.

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You sure?

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Just in case Mom's right. I don't want
to make God mad.

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All right. Go get them.